Facts abt superstar!

You want to know who Rajnikanth is. …here are the facts

1. Rajnikanth makes onions cry

2. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

4. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of rain.

5. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

7. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

8. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.

11. Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

12. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14. Rajnikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.

15. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

16. Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18. When Rajnikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

19. Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Rajnikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

23. Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

24. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

25. It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

26. Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

27. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

28. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.

29. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

30. Rajnikanth got his driver’s license at the age of 16 Seconds.

31. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

32. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.

33. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.

34. Rajnikanth taught Chuck Norris how to deliver roundhouse kicks.

35. Rajnikanth once roundhouse kicked a Tata truck in Chennai. It became the Tata Nano and fell on Mamata Banerjee’s head in Kolkata.

36. Rajnikanth reverses Court judgements by making the ink run back into the Judge’s ballpen.

37. Rajnikanth once boarded a Virgin Atlantic flight from Chennai to New York. The stewards served the tea cold. So when the flight finally touched down, it was just ‘Atlantic’.

38. Matrix was originally planned in Tamil with Rajnikanth as Rajnikanth. But the bullets were so shit scared that they pissed in the barrels and refused to come out of the guns in his presence.

39. Rajnikanth once went to Jim Corbett National Park. After eight straight hours of snapping pictures, the tired tigers ran out of camera film.

40. Rajnikanth doesn’t need to sleep with a gun under his pillow. He is deadlier with the pillow.

41. The movie ’300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajnikanth. It was originally named ’1′.

42. Rajnikanth is so flexible, he can lick his elbow.

43. He’s also so smart; he knows you’d try to do it after reading that.

44. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajnikanth.
45. Rajnikanth has successfully reversed global warming. All the glaciers just froze when they heard his name.

46. Rajnikanth once dived into the sea from his Chennai condo. The next thing you know is that a tsunami has hit half the world.

47. The Chennai – Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajnikanth. It ran as fast as it could but failed to catch him.

48. Rajnikanth can kill 100 villains at a time just with his dialogues.

49. Viagra often needs Rajnikanth.

50. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajnikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.

51. No one messes with Rajnikanth. Only Rajnikanth can mess with himself.

52. Sunny Deol once thrashed a battalion of Pakistanis with his bare hands. Rajnikanth can thrash 1000 such Sunny Deols with his bare tongue.

53. Parachutes were invented just to prevent the earth from getting shattered to pieces when hit by a falling Rajnikanth.

54. Only two things on earth are visible from space. Rajnikanth in his mundu and some wall in Africa. Or is that in China?

55. What colour is Rajnikanth’s blood? Haha! Trick question! Rajnikanth never bleeds!!

56. Rajnikanth is faster than email. He is now officially the second fastest thing in the Universe after MMS.

57. Rajnikanth uses pepper spray as eye drops.

58. Man proposes; Rajnikanth disposes. And disposes fast.

59. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikanth has allowed to live.

60. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.

61. Rajnikanth counted to infinity – twice.

62. When Rajnikanth does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.

63. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

64. Rajnikanth’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


65. Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

66. Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
67. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

68. Rajnikanth does not get frostbite. Rajnikanth bites frost.

69. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV

70. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

71. Rajnikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

72. When Rajnikanth has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

73. Rajnikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

74. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

75. Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikanth turnaround kick.

76. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Rajnikanth, each testicle is larger than the other one.

77. When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will score over 1600.

78. Rajnikanth invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light, except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

79. In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikanth kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.

80. Rajnikanth has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

81. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

82. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikanth”

83. Rajnikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

84. If you Google search “Rajnikanth getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen. It shows now 400+ results. Thanks to these facts.

85. Rajnikanth can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

86. Rajnikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

87. It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

88. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
89. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.

90. Rajnikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

91. James Cameron wanted Rajnikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

92. Thousands of years ago Rajnikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

93. Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg was hospitalized???? Because Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook

94. Rajnikanth doesnt need a debugger. He simply stares at the code and the bug confesses...

95. Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured in richter scale

96. Rajnikanth can speak Braille

97. Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in Tom n Jerry

98. Rajnikanth had died 20 yrs ago... Death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

99. Rajnikanth can finish mario without using the jump button.

100. Rajnikanth doesn’t pay attention- attention pays him.

101. Rajnikanth stared at the sun for hours... The sun then blinked

102. Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third

103. The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth

104. Don’t miss the most exiting TV show ever on Discovery Channel...WILD VS RAJNIKANTH

105. Rajnikanth started writing his autobiography some years ago and today it’s called The Guinness Book of World Records

106. Rajnikanth once threw a coin in pity at a nigger……..He is now known as 50cent

107. Once Rajnikanth kicked a football...it still rotates around the sun and is known as Pluto

108. A basketball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikanth, ‘Can u do it?’ Rajni said, ‘How do u think the earth spins?’

109. Everytime you see Internal Server Errors on a webpage, its Rajnikanth trying to join it. Servers shuts-down in fear.

110. Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

111. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikanth experience’.

112. Rajnikanth knows what came first, chicken or egg!!
113. Rajnikanth doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.

114. Some magicians can walk on water, Rajnikanth can swim through land.

115. Rajnikanth can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

116. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.

117. Rajnikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

118. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives

119. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car.

120. Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth

And, most importantly....

121. Rajnikanth does not need VPN to connect to his office network from home

LOL!!! Add more if you have!!